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YOU KNOW YOU'RE OLD WHEN .......
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shula - July 27

YOU KNOW YOU'RE OLD WHEN....

.......... you run out of breath walking DOWN the stairs.

Your knees buckle but your belt won't.

The waiter asks how you'd like your steak and you say 'pureed'.

You can't get your rocking chair started.

'Getting lucky' means finding your car in the Tesco car park.

The Rolling Stones still look young to you.

You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.

The names in your little black book all belong to doctors.

You need two attempts to drive over a speed bump.

Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes when you're barefoot.

You'd like to be nostalgic but you can't remember anything.

Your easy chair has more controls than your car.

You look both ways before crossing a room.

You need your false teeth and your hearing aid before you can ask where you left your glasses.

Your actions creak louder than your words.

You and your teeth no longer sleep together.

Everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work.

 

JOEGIRL - July 28

LOL ...

 

gipsy - August 19

I just luv it.. IT made me laugh,i have sent it to my fibo friends in my head i am just a big kid forgot to grow up shame about the rest of me. nice one

 

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