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shula - July 23

As I STILL lay in bed waiting for this flare to leave my body, ( its been 3 weeks, enough already!!!)and for the scooter,the step in tub, the ear amplifire and the clapper to arrive,I thought I should give you an update.I can now stand up, not straight but hunched over (picture this)... has enyone seen the movie PLANET OF THE APES? Well thats me I have turned into a chimpanzee.You should see me holding my husbands hand while walking to the bathroom, I have become Bubbles the chimp, real sexy!!! Anyway, in order to prevent hanging myself from boredom I thought that I would post some DEEP THOUGHTS. Hope it'll make you laugh,we all sure need it.

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.

To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you
walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?," you
can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."

If you lose your job, your marriage, and your mind all in one week, try to lose your mind first, because then the other stuff won’t matter that much.

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God
is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him
is "Probably because of something you did."

I can't stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something like, "Hey, when are you going to pay me that $100 you owe me?" or "Do you have that $50 you borrowed?" Man, quit being so cheap!


axxie - July 23

Oh Shula

I'm walking ok, can't go up the stairs like all people two legs up, oh no, I have to walk up the stairs on all four, yes, it's the only way for me. Darn, the cat keeps thinking it's a race and gets there faster then me. Just not fair!!


shula - July 23

Hi Axxie, I can really relate to you, I race(more like crawl) up the stairs with my two dogs! Hope you feel better.


axxie - July 25

Hi Shula

I keep complaining, the cat is faster then me. Just not fair he seems to have the best bargain of it all.

He sleeps where he pleases, have his food served and gets fresh water from the fountain, all the while I serve him, he never says thank you.

There was a mouse in the house, you would think the cat would have been interested, NO, actually it didn't even bother him, he waited for hubby to catch it and wham it's head was broken.

How dare the cat have such a lovely life, lounging wherever he pleases and I keep trying to lounge but I ache all the time.



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